1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
6. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
9. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
10. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
11. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
12. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
13. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
6. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
9. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
10. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
11. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
12. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
13. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
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