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    Rules for the Project Manager

    Rules for the Project Manager

    Strive to look tremendously important.

    Attempt to be seen with important people.

    Speak with authority; however, only expound on the obvious and proven
    facts.

    Don't engage in arguments, but if cornered, ask an irrelevant question and
    lean back with a satisfied grin while your opponent tries to figure out
    what's going on - then quickly change the subject.

    Listen intently while others are arguing the problem. Pounce on a trite
    statement and bury them with it.

    If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had
    lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

    Obtain a brilliant assignment, but keep out of sight and out of the
    limelight.

    Walk at a fast pace when out of the office - this keeps questions from
    subordinates and superiors at a minimum.

    Always keep the office door closed. This puts visitors on the defensive
    and also makes it look as if you are always in an important conference.

    Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a
    "Pearl Harbour File."

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Rules for the Project Manager...
    <sigh>

    If you send me the details of the individual concerned, I shall wander round and kick the living daylights of them. I cannot begin to describe how I despise such people.

    In proper dictatorships, such people get shot.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      <sigh>

      If you send me the details of the individual concerned, I shall wander round and kick the living daylights of them. I cannot begin to describe how I despise such people.

      In proper dictatorships, such people get shot.
      Here we go :-
      Chico
      Flat 69, knobhead towers
      144 Hight Street
      Kensington

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        #4
        Rules for the Project Manager

        Strive to look tremendously important.

        Attempt to be seen with important people.

        Speak with authority; however, only expound on the obvious and proven
        facts.

        Don't engage in arguments, but if cornered, ask an irrelevant question and
        lean back with a satisfied grin while your opponent tries to figure out
        what's going on - then quickly change the subject.

        Listen intently while others are arguing the problem. Pounce on a trite
        statement and bury them with it.

        If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had
        lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

        Obtain a brilliant assignment, but keep out of sight and out of the
        limelight.

        Walk at a fast pace when out of the office - this keeps questions from
        subordinates and superiors at a minimum.

        Always keep the office door closed. This puts visitors on the defensive
        and also makes it look as if you are always in an important conference.

        Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a
        "Pearl Harbour File."
        BULL! I don have an office

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          #5
          Originally posted by tay View Post
          BULL! I don have an office
          its alright for some...

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            <sigh>

            If you send me the details of the individual concerned, I shall wander round and kick the living daylights of them. I cannot begin to describe how I despise such people.

            In proper dictatorships, such people get shot.
            hell, i've tripped over at least a couple a year in my career, i'd run out of bullets!

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