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    #1

    test please delete

    Lick my Chutney Lollipop
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    Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
    Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
    Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have
    24 hours to live.
    Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?
    What's the very bad news?
    Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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      morning all

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        Morning

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          Good morning everyone.

          They changed our railway timetable again today. My journey is now another minute longer. My life is being stolen by these people.

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            Winter timetable is it now?

            At least the trains were running - they cancelled the Heathrow Express last week, which must have been inconvenient to say the least.
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              I suspect this will quietly slip off the end of the rankings never to be seen again.
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                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                I suspect this will quietly slip off the end of the rankings never to be seen again.
                yep - I agree

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                  Oh no it won't...
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                    I agree with Lucifer Box.


                    Sorry - wrong thread.
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