Chinese Fart

[EternalOptimist]

Building on an earlier post where I discussed the audio qualities of the Oriental vs the European females number ones.


I stay with a bird near Perivale
Where I lay my head and swig my ale
She makes me stop to remove my shoes
When I go out at night to get my booze
Had a dream where she came on strong
in a noodle top and and a stir fried thong
Pulled it down to take a look
Her minge looks just like cripsy duck
Got home last night and hit the sack
and heard a noise like a small ducks quack
Now I appreciate the very fine art
Of squeezing out a Chinese fart

[KathyWoolfe]

you truly are an optimist!

[Diver]

Building on an earlier post where I discussed the audio qualities of the Oriental vs the European females number ones.


I stay with a bird near Perivale
Where I lay my head and swig my ale
She makes me stop to remove my shoes
When I go out at night to get my booze
Had a dream where she came on strong
in a noodle top and and a stir fried thong
Pulled it down to take a look
Her minge looks just like cripsy duck
Got home last night and hit the sack
and heard a noise like a small ducks quack
Now I appreciate the very fine art
Of squeezing out a Chinese fart

You are a talented man, sir

[BrowneIssue]

While on the subject of Chinese farts ...

- we get told cows cause more greenhouse gas damage than cars;
- we get told to go vegetarian (so as to stop needing cows);
- vegetarians fart as much as cows;
- Chinese are vegetarian;
- there's an awful lot of Chinese;
- Chinese people farting must be causing the ozone holes.

Can't we keep the cows and get rid of the Chinese?

[Ardesco]

While on the subject of Chinese farts ...

- we get told cows cause more greenhouse gas damage than cars;
- we get told to go vegetarian (so as to stop needing cows);
- vegetarians fart as much as cows;
- Chinese are vegetarian;
- there's an awful lot of Chinese;
- Chinese people farting must be causing the ozone holes.

Can't we keep the cows and get rid of the Chinese?

Never been to China I take it

Try getting a vegertarian mean out there, it is almost impossible. My Wife is a veggie and when we were out there the only place we could go to be sure of a veggie meal was pizza hut.

If you ask for a veggie meal they tend to give you seafood and insects....

The Chinese will eat anything (and I do mean anything, this is the country that brought you live monkey brains and various penis' from various animals to increase your potency)

[DimPrawn]

While on the subject of Chinese farts ...

- we get told cows cause more greenhouse gas damage than cars;
- we get told to go vegetarian (so as to stop needing cows);
- vegetarians fart as much as cows;
- Chinese are vegetarian;
- there's an awful lot of Chinese;
- Chinese people farting must be causing the ozone holes.

Can't we keep the cows and get rid of the Chinese?

I can't think of a nation least vegetarian than the Chinese.

[TimberWolf]

I don’t recall where I heard it but someone somewhere was banging on about how much more efficient crickets are at turning vegetable matter into protein, so it makes more sense to farm crickets than cattle.

What is a Chinese fart anyway?

[EternalOptimist]

What is a Chinese fart anyway?

I dont know, but I intend to win the 'Who does the best thread titles?' poll which will surely be produced by the usual suspects soon

[DimPrawn]

If an Englisman farts in China, is that a Chinese fart?

It's important we get to the bottom of this.

[TimberWolf]

It's important we get to the bottom of this.

I was half expecting it to be more front-bottom related.

It is just me or is CUK really slow at the mo?