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    A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw,
    > and spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the
    > noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.
    > He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and
    > moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion The man on the 1st
    > floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The
    > man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and
    > shouts, " What the **** is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a
    > handsaw!" The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell
    > you I'm coming."

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