A lucky bloke meets the girl of his dreams but unfortunately her mother will not leave him alone.
After a couple of weeks his bird goes out shopping and the mother stands in front of him, gets her t*ts out and pulls her knickers down, she lies down on the couch saying '**** me big boy' '**** me now - just like Roger would'
The bloke stands up and walks out of the house - straight into his prospective father in law, who says 'WELL DONE - you passed the test, you are pronounced fit to join the family, what control, what iron will, WELL DONE'.
moral - always keep the condoms in the car!!
After a couple of weeks his bird goes out shopping and the mother stands in front of him, gets her t*ts out and pulls her knickers down, she lies down on the couch saying '**** me big boy' '**** me now - just like Roger would'
The bloke stands up and walks out of the house - straight into his prospective father in law, who says 'WELL DONE - you passed the test, you are pronounced fit to join the family, what control, what iron will, WELL DONE'.
moral - always keep the condoms in the car!!
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