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Sex on a Morning. Yay or Nay ?

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    #11
    You, your missuss and John Travolta?
    I was going to suggest the chick who played Sandies mate (the one with the huge norks)... she was gorgeous!

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      #12
      I was passing comment on the state of my todger most mornings.
      Thanks for the clarification Captain Canine Obvious

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        #13
        Worst innuendo thread, ever.

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          #14
          It obviously wasn't that obvious to you dipturd!
          Dipturd?

          Thats Mr Dipturd to you Lassie.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            I was passing comment on the state of my todger most mornings.
            You're certainly not alone there. Usually up before I am.

            [83 per cent of managers say they cannot wait to get up in the morning
            http://www.computing.co.uk/computing...elmed-3627227]

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              #16
              This morning, yes.

              Yesterday morning, no.
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #17
                Yes.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  You're certainly not alone there. Usually up before I am.

                  [83 per cent of managers say they cannot wait to get up in the morning
                  http://www.computing.co.uk/computing...elmed-3627227]
                  Common cause for this in men is the bladder pressing against something that traps blood in your 'fellow' causing it to be 'awake' before your mind.

                  In answer to the question YAY YAY YAY especially if your trying for a family every moment counts
                  Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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