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    #11
    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    I'm guessing 3 more posts before someone uses the N word!
    Nuns? Nissans? November? I'm narked that I can't get guess it
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      big t*ts


      close enough!!

      but please use standard CUK phraseology in the future
      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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        #13
        Sorry, I meant big norks

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          #14
          bingo!!
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            #15
            Looks and intellect. Basically.

            Dating a hot girl is fine, but if all she can talk about is Big Brother and what she read in Heat you will be bored to tears. The sex might be great but you'll pay for it in boredom when you are out with her.

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              #16
              A pulse - still warm at a push
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #17
                Originally posted by kirk View Post
                Sorry, I meant big norks
                Firmer (with nips) is far away my preference, rather than big and saggy. Physically repulsive when the norks are too big. I prefer slim birds though.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  Firmer (with nips) is far away my preference, rather than big and saggy. Physically repulsive when the norks are too big. I prefer slim birds though.
                  Agreed. Firm, perky and upstanding is best.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #19
                    Agreed. Firm, perky and upstanding is best.
                    Hours of fun

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                      #20
                      Breathing.

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