Two cows are in a field and one walks up to the other and goes "Moo". The other cow says, "That's funny. I was going to say that".
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Three pals from England, Ireland, and the Czech Republic decide to trek accross India. Halfway through their epic journey, they vanish. The men's relatives raise the alarm and a search party is set up at vast expense. Two experienced huntsmen are sent to find them, being promised a fortune if they succeed. The men narrow the hunt down to a patch of jungle inhabited by a male tiger and a female tiger, each with blood around their mouths. One huntman shoots the first tiger - the female, and finds the Englishman and Irishman inside, both having been eaten alive. He turns to his fellow huntsman and tells him:
"Well, I suppose the Czech's in the male".
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Three pals from England, Ireland, and the Czech Republic decide to trek accross India. Halfway through their epic journey, they vanish. The men's relatives raise the alarm and a search party is set up at vast expense. Two experienced huntsmen are sent to find them, being promised a fortune if they succeed. The men narrow the hunt down to a patch of jungle inhabited by a male tiger and a female tiger, each with blood around their mouths. One huntman shoots the first tiger - the female, and finds the Englishman and Irishman inside, both having been eaten alive. He turns to his fellow huntsman and tells him:
"Well, I suppose the Czech's in the male".
