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Another Blonde Girl Joke Alert

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    Another Blonde Girl Joke Alert

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and can't figure out how to get it started."
    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment.
    "This is going to be harder than I thought" he says.
    He held her hand and said, "Right, let's have a cup of coffee.” He let out a long sigh.
    “Then...

    ... let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

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