>NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN
> >TO MEN ONLY!
> >
> >Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
> >Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty
> >of their contents,each course will accept a maximum of eight
> >participants
> >each.
> >
> >Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide
> >presentation.
> >
> >Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table
> >discussion.
> >
> >Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures
>
> >and explanatory graphics.
> >
> >Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and
> >fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
> >
> >Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
> >Helpline and support groups.
> >
> >Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the
> >right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
> >Open forum.
> >
> >Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
> >health. Graphics and audio tape.
> >
> >Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
> >Real-life testimonials.
> >
> >Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
> >parks? Driving simulation.
> >
> >Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
> >Online class and role playing.
> >
> >Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
> >Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
> >
> >Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
> >anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to
> >be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
> >
> >
> >=========================>======================= ==>=====
> >
> >CLASSES FOR WOMEN..
> >
> >
> >
> >Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses
> >are now available for women on the following subjects:
> >
> >1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
> >
> >2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
> >
> >3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
> >
> >4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
> >
> >5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
> >
> >6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
> >
> >7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
> >
> >8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
> >
> >9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
> >
> >10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
> >
> >11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
> >
> >12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
> >
> >13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
> >
> >14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
> >
> >15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
> >
> >16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
> >
> >17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
> >
> >18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
> >
> >19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
> >
> >20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
> >
> >21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
> >
> >22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
> >
> >23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
> >
> >24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
> >
> >25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
> >TO MEN ONLY!
> >
> >Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
> >Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty
> >of their contents,each course will accept a maximum of eight
> >participants
> >each.
> >
> >Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide
> >presentation.
> >
> >Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table
> >discussion.
> >
> >Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures
>
> >and explanatory graphics.
> >
> >Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and
> >fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
> >
> >Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
> >Helpline and support groups.
> >
> >Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the
> >right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
> >Open forum.
> >
> >Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
> >health. Graphics and audio tape.
> >
> >Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
> >Real-life testimonials.
> >
> >Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
> >parks? Driving simulation.
> >
> >Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
> >Online class and role playing.
> >
> >Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
> >Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
> >
> >Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
> >anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to
> >be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
> >
> >
> >=========================>======================= ==>=====
> >
> >CLASSES FOR WOMEN..
> >
> >
> >
> >Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses
> >are now available for women on the following subjects:
> >
> >1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
> >
> >2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
> >
> >3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
> >
> >4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
> >
> >5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
> >
> >6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
> >
> >7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
> >
> >8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
> >
> >9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
> >
> >10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
> >
> >11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
> >
> >12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
> >
> >13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
> >
> >14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
> >
> >15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
> >
> >16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
> >
> >17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
> >
> >18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
> >
> >19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
> >
> >20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
> >
> >21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
> >
> >22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
> >
> >23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
> >
> >24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
> >
> >25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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