A blonde was very pleased with herself after taking 18 months to do a jigsaw. It said 3-5 years on the box.
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Girl from Essex is chatting to a bloke from Essex and notices he's got "L" written on one shoe and "R" written on the other. She asks him why.
"It's because to be quite honest, I',m not too bright. The L and R tell me to put one on the right foor and one on the left foot".
She thinks about it for a minute.
"Oh yes!" she says, "That must be why my knickers say C&A on them!" -
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