It's not funny, but

[zeitghost]

I've been shovelling horse manure (well rotted & ideal for the rhubarb) for the last 3 days.

Bored now.

[sgrollitt]

I hope

you washed your hands before picking your nose.

[fiddleabout]

Re: I hope

I've been doing something very similar this last 3 years - it's called being a DB in this dump

[zeitghost]

Re: I hope

The shovelling of the sh!te has now concluded.

6 days out of 7.

I am now knackered.

[EternalOptimist]

Rhubarb Rhubarb

You put horse tulipe on your rhubarb ? :x

You want to come here, we get custard on ours

[zeitghost]

Re: Rhubarb Rhubarb

We tried that but the garden looks funny when it's all yellow.