Nightmare news - a real tragedy

[roger rabbit]

Just saw this in the newsagent and it has deeply saddened me.

Kylie is pregnant.

Don't know if it's true of course, but it was plastered on front page of a glossy mag.

[BlasterBates]

Kylie who ?

Next time you should wear a condom.

[OBL25]

so shes not a virgin anymore....sheeeesh

OBL

[www 1staccountancy biz]

Just saw this in the newsagent and it has deeply saddened me.

What type of glossy mag was it Roger....one of your usual publications?

[xoggoth]

This is excellent news. She might develop a halfway decently sized bum.

[darrenez]

does that mean she has been unfaithful to me ?

[Joe Bloggs II]

has she been unfaithful to me ?

Well, technically not as apparently it was with another woman, as in Bill Clinton "I did not have sex with that woman" sort of thing...