Outside my window there's a van from Hull!

[roger rabbit]

A gas fitter's van. What the f..k is a gas fitter's van from Hull doing parked in the centre of Edinburgh? Is that big bag of minceyness HHH really stalking me? Or did someone from Hull trying to get to Grimsby make a wrong turning and it hasn't dawned yet?

[HullHellandHappiness]

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Maybe there is a skills shortage in Jock land so they have drafted in some FTV gas fitters from England.