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Get your own back letter (part 2)

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    Get your own back letter (part 2)

    SELLEX
    ------
    Portsleigh Road, Victoria, London SW1, 01-448 6234


    Dear Sir/Madam,
    Thank you for your letter in response to our
    special Cat Suit offer. Please accept our apologies for the
    delay in responding - the demand was much greater than
    anticipated. However, we are delighted to say that our
    fitters will be in your area on and will
    personally visit you at am/pm.

    The body mould which needs to be taken requires an hour and
    a half. At this time can you let our fitters know if you
    will be requiring the optional latex ears and/or 'tickling
    whisker' mask. The deposit of $140 should be paid at this
    stage to secure delivery. The balance becomes due on your
    satisfactory receipt of the finished item. We anticipate
    that there will be a gap of some six weeks from the time the
    mould is made until the Cat Suit arrives on your doorstep.
    This is due to transit time between out UK offices and the
    Hamburg factory.

    Lastly, may I remind you that, as one of our first thousand
    customers, you are entitled to a bonus gift. Select any
    three 'HOT' CONTINENTAL books from the SWEDISH best sellers
    list below. ABSOLUTELY FREE!

    Simply indicate your choice on the coupon below and hand it
    to our fitters along with the deposit when then call.

    Kind Regards


    C.Nelson
    Head of Sales Administration


    ----------------------------cut here -----------------------

    Please rush me by return the following three free books by
    return. I am over 18.

    ù () Big Momma Submission
    ù () Strapped To The Max
    ù () Spanking New
    ù () Whip Me Senseless
    ù () Latex Discipline
    ù () Matron Knows Best
    ù () Kiss My Jackboots
    ù () 'Anything But The Enema Bag'
    ù () Madam Stormtrooper
    ù () Cane Me Stupid
    ù () Desiree Dominatrix In Prague
    ù () Stiletto Surrender
    ù () Butch Beyond Belief
    ù () Steaming Rubber Bath Night

    Name...

    Address...

    Signed...

    #2
    |I
    yawn

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      #3
      If anyone resists, subdue him and give Keith Chegwin fantasy.

      8o

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