If I am right-handed, a female, and a sex kitten I am a right-handed, female, sex kitten. If I am clever, a farm, and a weasel I am a clever, farm weasel.
"But you can't mix apples and pears" my old Maths teacher Mr Hodgkiss used to say, small lumps of skin falling off his eyebrows, spit landing lightly on your face, then his death breath clawing up your nostrils as he stood over you trying to look down a gap in your shirt. He was disgusting, even his name.
"But you can't mix apples and pears" my old Maths teacher Mr Hodgkiss used to say, small lumps of skin falling off his eyebrows, spit landing lightly on your face, then his death breath clawing up your nostrils as he stood over you trying to look down a gap in your shirt. He was disgusting, even his name.
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