Most of the donations to ********* are pretty cr@p but this one made me laugh. Then again I'm easily amused.
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Donations? What? you really don't write them all yourself???? -
ahhh yes...
the 'old one-two'. Sucker them with the feinting, semi-punch-line then straight in for the killer.
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A music shop owner hears his door open but nobody seems to come in. On closer inspection, a very battered looking mouse is hauling himself into the shop.
"Help" says the mouse, "I've been run over. I need an emergency, multilple transplant! My kidneys are done for - I need new ones, and a new stomach too! and --ooooooch! the bugger's squashed my pancreas as well! Help!"
"I'm sorry" says the music shop owner, "we don't have that sort of thing in here. I could do you a bargain trombone, and we've got 100 Jazz Greats on special offer, but that's not what you're after is it?
"But funnily enough, there was another rodent in here yesterday asking after mouse organs..."
"Oh yes" says the mouse. "That'll be our Monica"Comment
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