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    Have you heard of the Russian soft drinks delivery man?
    His name is I. Dropalotapopov.


    After her husband dies a woman rings her local paper to place a 'Deaths' notice. Hard up, she asks to put just 'Fred dead'.
    "There's a minimum of five words" says the sales girl.
    The woman thinks for a bit and says, "Make it, 'Fred dead, Escort for sale'."


    Which famous French prophet could smell the future?
    Nostrildamus.

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