>A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows
>her a beautiful African Grey parrot, "What about this one Madam?" "A
>beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at
>only £20."
>
>"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
>
>"Well", replies the assistant," it use to live in a brothel and as a
>result it's language is a touch fruity!".
>
>"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm
>broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot."
>
>So she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new
>home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "F**k me, a new
>brothel and a new madam!",
>
>"I'm not a Madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly.
>A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
>
>"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes," says the parrot
>when he sees the daughters.
>
>"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes," complained
>the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their
>new pet.
>
>A short while later, the woman's husband comes home and the parrot
>says........
>
>"Well F**k me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old
>clients. How ya doin' Dave?"
>her a beautiful African Grey parrot, "What about this one Madam?" "A
>beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at
>only £20."
>
>"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
>
>"Well", replies the assistant," it use to live in a brothel and as a
>result it's language is a touch fruity!".
>
>"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm
>broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot."
>
>So she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new
>home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "F**k me, a new
>brothel and a new madam!",
>
>"I'm not a Madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly.
>A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
>
>"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes," says the parrot
>when he sees the daughters.
>
>"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes," complained
>the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their
>new pet.
>
>A short while later, the woman's husband comes home and the parrot
>says........
>
>"Well F**k me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old
>clients. How ya doin' Dave?"
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