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#11

20 September 2007, 11:33

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Aye. Stetch marks galore ...
Still if she's 50, she ought to know a few bedroom tricks.

Yeah. When she takes her clothes off, your erection disappears.

Abracadabra!
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#12

20 September 2007, 12:02

Her face looks like a smacked arse - her lips look like a life-jacket and I think she's had too much "work" done...

‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."
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#13

20 September 2007, 13:33

Originally posted by zeitghost

I saw her walking through Neath about 10 years ago... she was looking a bit rough even then... nice arse though.

Your mistake was to hold the misguided belief that you'd see anything but a monster on the grubby streets of Neath.
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#14

20 September 2007, 13:36

Originally posted by zeitghost

What size was Lolo Ferrari?

BBB - backache

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#15

20 September 2007, 13:52

Originally posted by zeitghost

Found a clip of Lolo in action on that YouP**n site the other day...

She appeared to be still alive at the time.

That's just nasty!
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#16

20 September 2007, 14:41

Originally posted by zeitghost

Might I say how proud I am to have yet another thread moved to LR...

Have you lost count yet?

How come you're still in the same job???

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#17

21 September 2007, 06:53

Originally posted by zeitghost

Found a clip of Lolo in action on that YouP**n site the other day...

She appeared to be still alive at the time.

"researching" ?

How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think
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