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Previously on "Nice bum..."

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Found a clip of Lolo in action on that YouP**n site the other day...

    She appeared to be still alive at the time.
    "researching" ?

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Might I say how proud I am to have yet another thread moved to LR...
    Have you lost count yet?

    How come you're still in the same job???

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Found a clip of Lolo in action on that YouP**n site the other day...

    She appeared to be still alive at the time.
    That's just nasty!

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    What size was Lolo Ferrari?
    BBB - backache

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  • chicane
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I saw her walking through Neath about 10 years ago... she was looking a bit rough even then... nice arse though.
    Your mistake was to hold the misguided belief that you'd see anything but a monster on the grubby streets of Neath.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Her face looks like a smacked arse - her lips look like a life-jacket and I think she's had too much "work" done...

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Aye. Stetch marks galore ...
    Still if she's 50, she ought to know a few bedroom tricks.
    Yeah. When she takes her clothes off, your erection disappears.

    Abracadabra!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by FCSimmo View Post
    You're all forgeting the wonders of modern jeans too... take that 50 year old bootie out of those jeans and you'll be confronted with a slightly different proposition...
    Aye. Stetch marks galore ...
    Still if she's 50, she ought to know a few bedroom tricks.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    She's 49.

    Still wouldn't touch her, since the rest is fairly minging.

    Elaine Paige was rear of the year at one stage.

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  • FCSimmo
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    You're all forgeting the wonders of modern jeans too... take that 50 year old bootie out of those jeans and you'll be confronted with a slightly different proposition...

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  • Flubster
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    So would I...
    Would have to flip her though (no offence Sian).

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  • FCSimmo
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    I most certainly wouldn't... Lembit Opek's sloppy seconds... no thanks!

    And she looks like a demented Wallace and Gromit character!

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View Post
    I would
    So would I...

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  • VectraMan
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    Neck down, she's quite attractive.

    If 50 is the new 30, then that makes me 16. Bloody O-levels again.

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  • Cooperinliverp00l
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

    I would

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