Fat B*sted...

[DBA_bloke]

That, and the increasing number of uninsured and unqualified drivers from abroad, now cruising the streets in their unroadworthy heaps.

... tanked-up on vodka (the drivers, that is, not the unroadworthy heaps).

[Troll]

Although it's more dangerous trying to cycle down the canel as people are more unpredictable than the motorists. Especially deaf old people with hundreds of yapping rat dogs on leads.

canal ??

Is it a water bike?