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so a guy walks into an optician's
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so a guy walks into an optician's
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
Originally posted by scooterscot View PostouchIllegitimus non carborundum est! -
An optician's what? His person? His suitcase? Is he on holiday? Hope not because it sounds like this guy might need some glasses if he's bumbing into everything..It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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Originally posted by MrRobin View PostAn optician's what? His person? His suitcase? Is he on holiday? Hope not because it sounds like this guy might need some glasses if he's bumbing into everything..Comment
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostWhat is bumbing? Is it a euphemism?It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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A euphemism?
I don't think people should keep exotic pets.
I mean look at that George Bush, the trouble his pet caused......Why not?Comment
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