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so a guy walks into an optician's

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    so a guy walks into an optician's

    ouch
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    ouch
    Please move to LR...
    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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      #3
      An optician's what? His person? His suitcase? Is he on holiday? Hope not because it sounds like this guy might need some glasses if he's bumbing into everything..
      It's about time I changed this sig...

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        #4
        Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
        An optician's what? His person? His suitcase? Is he on holiday? Hope not because it sounds like this guy might need some glasses if he's bumbing into everything..
        What is bumbing? Is it a euphemism?

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          #5
          Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
          What is bumbing? Is it a euphemism?
          Oops. I did, of course, mean bumping. No it was not a Freudian slip.
          It's about time I changed this sig...

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            #6
            A euphemism?

            I don't think people should keep exotic pets.
            I mean look at that George Bush, the trouble his pet caused......
            Why not?

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