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Bob's fortune

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    Bob's fortune

    When other. found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

    So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

    Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

    Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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