Wanted : tool to convert old style muff to anything

[EternalOptimist]

my wifes muff is compiled in an old wrinkly grey baggy format. Does anyone know how I can reformat it into into a much tighter structure. No show offs please

[Ivor bigun]

Special offer

With my hardware solution, there would be no wrinkles with a tight fit for purpose. Unfortunately, the license agreement is currently owned by my wife

[xoggoth]

Re: Special offer

My missus likes to watch "Saturday Kitchen" on (gosh) Saturday mornings, so I cannot entirely escape seeing bits of Anthony Bumhole-Thompson and Delia Bloody Smith and that boring old person who travels round serving raw fish with raw fish salad plus a lot of pointless Italian gits.

I think the solution is therefore to boil one's wife's fanny at Mark 5 for 20 mins, add freshly ground black pepper, lots of fragging juices of some damn thing you cooked before and "drizzle" with some poxy olive oil. For chrissake, it can't taste any worse than my wife's fanny tastes like on a Saturday morning and that's before it's cleaned its teeth.

[MarillionFan]

Re: Special offer

Always reminds me of Nikki Lauders - and thanks for the ears joke.:rollin

[JS]

Re: perineorrhaphy

See www.bupahospitals.co.uk/a...prices.asp