Pig

[sgrollitt]

A rambler is rambling in the countryside and sees a three-legged pig in a field. In the next field he sees the farmer. He asks the farmer how come the pig has three legs.
"Ah", says the farmer, "I was farming in the top field the other day and parked up my tractor. I looked round and saw that I hadn't applied the hand brake. The tractor and trailer were heading straight for the farmhouse. It crashed through a fence and was closing in on the garden wall when the pig managed to jam some wood under the wheels and divert it away safely."
"Is that how come it only has three legs?" enquired the rambler.
"No." said the farmer.
The rambler again aked how come the pig has three legs.
"Ah", says the farmer, "My wife was cooking dinner the other day and went to answer the telephone. A pan burst into flames and set the curtains on fire. The pig ran into the house and pulled the curtains down with her teeth and dragged it safely into the garden."
"Is that how come it only has three legs?" enquired the rambler.
"No." said the farmer, "But with a brave and clever pig like that, we don't want to eat her all at once."

[thunderlizard]

Moth

Bloke walks into the all-night chemist's and says "Can you help? I keep thinking I'm a moth."
The chemist says "Well not really, you should see a psychiatrist first before we give you any drugs."
The bloke says "Yes, I know."
The chemist says "Well why did you come in here if you knew that?"
The bloke says "Your light was on."

[widgetdance]

Re: Moth

Bloke walks into a pet shop and says
"Can I have a wasp"
The owner says
"We dont sell wasps"
The bloke says
"You've got one in the window"

[Pinto]

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