A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says "**** off, you won't bring it back!"
The librarian says "**** off, you won't bring it back!"
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A New Yorker went to his local library on 35th Street, but, when asked for his library card, realized he'd left it at home.
"I'll need some proof that you are from New York." said the librarian at the checking-out desk.
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OT I know, but the Ottakars in MK has a porn section, cunningly labelled "Art".Comment
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Blonde walks up to the counter and says, 'Big Mac and fries please.'
Woman behind the counter says indigantly, 'Madam, this is a library!'
Blonde whispers back, 'Sorry. Big Mac and fries, please.'Comment
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