I Spy...

[Colemanisor]

A small clue: not a canary.

Crow

[richard-af]

The answer was, of course, computer. I despair.

[TheFaQQer]

Cheese

[TheFaQQer]

Oops - just seen that the answer has already been given

[Ardesco]

The answer was, of course, computer. I despair.

Well i regulary call my Computer a C**T when it doesn't do what I want it to. Does that count??

[oloks]

cr*p

[Burdock]

con

[richard-af]

Clamidia.

[richard-af]

chlamydia

HTH.

Quite right. And I Googled for the spelling, too!

[Ardesco]

Is that the one they stick a cotton bud up your bell end to test for?

I thought it was a metal scraping device that was a little bit more painful than a cotton bud.