Have been doing it for years. Any other contractors familiar with this behaviour at your desk?
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Picking your nose at your desk.
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Originally posted by el duderHave been doing it for years. Any other contractors familiar with this behaviour at your desk?
Where do you wipe it? Or are you a flicker? Or eater?Comment
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Originally posted by Let-Me-InWhere do you wipe it? Or are you a flicker? Or eater?
certainly dont eat it.
i just put it on the desk, and then eventually wipe it all on the floor once its gone hard.Comment
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Originally posted by el dudercertainly dont eat it.
i just put it on the desk, and then eventually wipe it all on the floor once its gone hard.
Good tactics...you should try flicking it. See if can get it in a girls hair.....Comment
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Originally posted by Let-Me-InGood tactics...you should try flicking it. See if can get it in a girls hair.....
Call the cops
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At my last contract I stuck a sizeable bogey on the toilet wall above a urinal to see how long it took the cleaners to remove it, it was still there 6 months later and still possibly there. Outsourced cleaning services obviously.Comment
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natural replacement for blu tac - green tacRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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between picking your nose and the wind - I bet you workmates love you.Originally posted by el duderHave been doing it for years. Any other contractors familiar with this behaviour at your desk?Comment
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Ewww ... that was you? What about all the other bogeys that remain there? It seems reasonable to assume that we are talking about the same office given that I've never seen this bizarre habit take place anywhere else in my life.Originally posted by rootsnallAt my last contract I stuck a sizeable bogey on the toilet wall above a urinal to see how long it took the cleaners to remove it, it was still there 6 months later and still possibly there. Outsourced cleaning services obviously.Comment
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