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    Fancy dress ideas

    Going on a mates stag do up norf. Would like some ideas of what to go as, don't really want there to be 42 Jack Sparrows etc

    Cheers
    "Wait, I still function!"

    #2
    http://www.lets-have-a-party.co.uk/i...ck--25993.html

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      #3
      Paint face red, fill your cheeks with custard, and when anyone asks what you're supposed to be, push your cheeks in sending a stream of custard all over them and say "a boil".
      The vegetarian option.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Swiss Tony
        Going on a mates stag do up norf. Would like some ideas of what to go as, don't really want there to be 42 Jack Sparrows etc

        Cheers
        how about going as fat slag ?
        Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon

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          #5
          Originally posted by Swiss Tony
          Going on a mates stag do up norf. Would like some ideas of what to go as, don't really want there to be 42 Jack Sparrows etc

          Cheers

          Go as Borat in that little green bathing costume....

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            #6
            Originally posted by Swiss Tony
            Going on a mates stag do up norf. Would like some ideas of what to go as, don't really want there to be 42 Jack Sparrows etc

            Cheers
            eh? you are swiss tony right? why would you want to dress up?

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              #7
              Gimp
              Call the cops

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                #8
                Go without sleep for three days, till you look completely f*cked, get neked and stick a broom up yer @rse


                tell em ' I have come as a contractor'






                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Tube Stations theme - wear a wig and go as High Barnet, or:
                  Halo = Angel,
                  over-the-ear mic carrying a cup of coffee looking as frazzled as a mission controller = Euston,
                  camo gear + twigs = green park,
                  late 90's dance gear = old street,
                  monks outfit = blackfriars,
                  tennis gear = wimbledon,
                  school disco getup = Grange Hill

                  Use your imagination for Royal Albert, Mudchute, Shepherd's Bush, St John's Wood and Queensway.

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                    #10
                    Go as a premature ejaculation. Come in your underpants.

                    I have said this once before, it is a favourite of mine.
                    You need 1 pair (as close to) skin coloured long johns. 1 shirt (cut short at chest level). 1 Tie. 1 (flasher type) mac. 1 wallpaper pasting brush with red (or purple) tipped handle, light wood (depends on what colour you are). 1 pair old jeans. 1 pair socks and boots. String.
                    Wear long johns for modesty and warmth.
                    Wear shirt and tie as normal.
                    Cut legs off jeans just below knees. Put legs on and secure round knees with string (or sew to long johns).
                    Wear socks and boots.
                    Secure pasting brush around waist with string (attach at back for best effect), allow handle to hang downwards.
                    Wear Mac.
                    Occasionaly, but quickly "flash" the ladies.
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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