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    #11
    is it a pretty stain? why not make it a feature?

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      #12
      uh oh. you know when you get that feeling.... i'm not on tpd am i?

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        #13
        [QUOTE=Chugnut]HI I'M BARRY SCOTT! .... QUOTE]


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          #14
          Carpet Power is pretty good.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #15
            Why not spill wine ALL over the whole carpet, thus changing the colour and hiding the original spillage ???

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              #16
              Invite her back to give you advice on the stain and carry on were you left off.
              Drivel is my speciality

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                #17
                Originally posted by Buffoon
                Invite her back to give you advice on the stain and carry on were you left off.
                This is his mates wife, maybe he should think twice about having you as a mate!
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  #18
                  Do her in the bum. It's not cheating if you don't fill her sausage glove.

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