Me to Dr: I’ve hurt my penis in a surfing accident
Dr: Did you fall off your board
Me: No I slammed my laptop shut when the wife walked in
Dr: Did you fall off your board
Me: No I slammed my laptop shut when the wife walked in
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Why don't American Indians need to book restaurants?
They already have reservations.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Two condoms walking past a gay bar. First one says, "come on, let's go and get sh*t-faced!"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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"I stand corrected," said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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You are Tim Vine and I claim my 5 boxes of Christmas crackers.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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