Please put more jokes here

[BrilloPad]

Who is your true friend?

This really works...!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you??

[Churchill]

I was going out with a siamese twin but she chucked me, she caught me shagging her sister behind her back.

[Churchill]

A kid came up to me the other day and asked 'What's your favourite Telly Tubby?' I said 'Probably the new Samsung widescreen, you cheeky little sod'

[adamv6]

Lovingly wrapped in a nice creamy white envelope with gorgeously detailed fine gold writing and a perfectly placed 1st class stamp...
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This isn't just any P45, this is a M&S P45.

[voodooflux]

My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.

[BrilloPad]

A woman is helping her man set up a computer. For a password, he types Penis.
But the woman falls about laughing as a prompt reads...
Error - Penis not long enough.

A man goes into hospital for a circumcision but gets a sex change by mistake.
'Oh, no!' he cries. 'I'll never experience another erection.'
'Well, you might,' replies his doctor. 'It just won't be yours.'

Q Why does a fart pop out with a rude noise?
A Because it's been in a cheeky place.

Q How did Pinocchio first find out he was made of wood?
A His hand caught fire.

[TheFaQQer]

A woman is helping her man set up a computer. For a password, he types Penis.
But the woman falls about laughing as a prompt reads...
Error - Penis not long enough.

password, surely? (And haven't you already had that one in here??)

[TheFaQQer]

password, surely? (And haven't you already had that one in here??)

Here.

[BrilloPad]

Here.

the joke police are onto me!

I'll have you know this was the 2nd most popular thread of 2008 : and I have more posts than anyone.

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[TheFaQQer]

the joke police are onto me!

I'll have you know this was the 2nd most popular thread of 2008 : and I have more posts than anyone.

Quantity of posts is no indicator of quality.