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    #61
    Originally posted by wobbegong








    Lol well you havent even given us a list...........so why are you here

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      #62
      Originally posted by Mrspondooli
      who the hell are you beaver boy????????

      the son of a gay vicar with a short stick up his backside hoping a 20 inch black fella called dexter will pull it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Of course he gets this kind of language from our eldest, Cyril. Or Cy as he likes to be called nowadays. Well, my dearest, talking like a pimply teenager does not make you a pimply teenager. Best he'll get is a pimply backside from sitting at that computer all day long.

      He's still down that bleedin shed you know.

      Well I might get that nice man from Purley Lock & Safe to come round and change the locks if he doesn't buck his ideas up a bit.

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        #63
        Originally posted by Mrs Spondooli
        Of course he gets this kind of language from our eldest, Cyril. Or Cy as he likes to be called nowadays. Well, my dearest, talking like a pimply teenager does not make you a pimply teenager. Best he'll get is a pimply backside from sitting at that computer all day long.

        He's still down that bleedin shed you know.

        Well I might get that nice man from Purley Lock & Safe to come round and change the locks if he doesn't buck his ideas up a bit.

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          #64
          Mrspondooli: you will be banned if you continue with your present language and tenor. but i expect you know that.
          sp

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            #65
            Originally posted by scotspine
            Mrspondooli: you will be banned if you continue with your present language and tenor. but i expect you know that.
            sp
            ok MR SPINE

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              #66
              Thirty five years we've been married. Thirty five. Seems like a lifetime. Well I suppose it's half a lifetime.

              He was such a lovely man when we got together. He was handsome then. He had hair too, and a nice little job in Clarks. Things have changed. Oh my how things have changed.

              Of course he had his little foibles back then. Flatulence. Used to pick his nose a lot too as I remember and flick it into the fireplace. Course I never thought anything of it, but I should have seen the signs.

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                #67
                Originally posted by Mrs Spondooli
                Thirty five years we've been married. Thirty five. Seems like a lifetime. Well I suppose it's half a lifetime.

                He was such a lovely man when we got together. He was handsome then. He had hair too, and a nice little job in Clarks. Things have changed. Oh my how things have changed.

                Of course he had his little foibles back then. Flatulence. Used to pick his nose a lot too as I remember and flick it into the fireplace. Course I never thought anything of it, but I should have seen the signs.








                right your over my knee later ive just had enough

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                  #68
                  I reckon 40 posts.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by realityhack
                    I reckon 40 posts.


                    your just being racist now

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Mrspondooli
                      right your over my knee later ive just had enough
                      Would that be the replacement one or the other one, my darling ?

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