Need to pee...how long can I last?

[Vito]

Again, lovely!

I bet you smell great too eh?

Stop making me laugh...it nearly caused premature leakage!!

Well this is at least doing my kegals some good!!! Future conquests will be pleased!

[SallyAnne]

Stop making me laugh...it nearly caused premature leakage!!!

Ah premature leakage - the ultimate compliment

I'm no doctor, as you know, but does holding your wee in have any bearing on how long you can hold off the old...you know...man juice?

[Vito]

Ah premature leakage - the ultimate compliment

I'm no doctor, as you know, but does holding your wee in have any bearing on how long you can hold off the old...you know...man juice?

Hmmm...not entirely as holding in your wee has a lot to do with how strong your bladder is (and actually, people who pee a lot have a strong bladder rather than a weak one, which most people are surprised by. But think of a baloon and a football, both of equal size...which could hold the most before overflow occurs...the answer is the weaker of the two, the baloon)...

However, the same muscle is used for holding pee back that is used for holding man juice back...(I'm sure its the kegals...I think anyway)...so for young boys without control, practice holding back when peeing...it works wonders!!

Just cracked open a can...about to put things to the real test...can't believe its been an hour already and I'm doing ok!

[hyperD]

When you do go, point the stream upwards and voilà: you can get your own artex effect on your ceiling.

[SallyAnne]

think of a baloon and a football!

Someone thinks a lot of himself

[Burdock]

"welcome to LR, wont you step on in....."

[SallyAnne]

"welcome to LR, wont you step on in....."

About time like

[threaded]

There I am reading along in general, step out and I'm in light relief.

Gave me a shock I can tell you.

[Vito]

Someone thinks a lot of himself

The credit is all yours SA


I've never made it to Light Relief before...I feel like a real member now!

And any play on the word 'member' will be very un-original!

[Burdock]

There I am reading along in general, step out and I'm in light relief.

Gave me a shock I can tell you.

A bit like The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.

Do you think if you discussed something of 'general interest to contractors' in this forum, it would get moved to 'general'?