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Need to pee...how long can I last?

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    #11
    Originally posted by DaveB
    BTW SA, was this anything to do with you?


    Ah excellent!! Poor lass must have been mortified when she got home from work!

    I remember when I took mine on holiday and stupidly thought the safest place was in my hand luggage...which the men at the security desk at the airport found highly amusing!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #12
      I will go for the Light Relief on that one Burdock.

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        #13
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        You're talking to us from your bed?!! Are you naked?

        Totally...
        Property advisor for the people

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          #14
          Originally posted by Burdock
          more to the point- what will happen first: this gets moved to Light Relief or you pi55 yourself

          Well...light relief could delay the whole thing I guess...they say you can't perform the 2 bodily functions at the same time!
          Property advisor for the people

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            #15
            Originally posted by Vito
            Well...light relief could delay the whole thing I guess...they say you can't perform the 2 bodily functions at the same time!
            There are some helpful dvds, mostly German, that say you definitely can

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              #16
              Originally posted by Vito
              Totally...
              Mmmm - lovely!
              The pope is a tard.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                Mmmm - lovely!

                Hmmm....that is debatable!!...and certainly by the time this thread reaches its conclusion it will not be!
                Property advisor for the people

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Vito
                  Hmmm....that is debatable!!...and certainly by the time this thread reaches its conclusion it will not be!

                  Again, lovely!

                  I bet you smell great too eh?
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #19
                    start wanking and you will not need to pee

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Vito
                      ...need to wash the sheets tonight anyway so nothing to lose...
                      will you be able to fit the mattress in the washing machine too?

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