A Husband goes to the doctors to pick up his wife,s test results and the receptionist asked what his surname is,He says Mr jones and the receptionist says i have 2 test results for mrs jones.1 test is bad news and the other test is very bad news.The receptionist says 1 test shows she has alzhiemers and the other test says she has aids.Mr jones says well what do i do and the receptionist tells him that the Doctor said drive your wife out into the country and drop her off and if she makes it home don't shag her
