A naked woman slips in the bathroom, doing the splits and ends up suctioned to the floor by her fa**y. Her husband tries but can`t budge her so calls his mate and explains his problem, who says "I`ll bring a hammer round and we`ll smash the tiles and lift her". The husband says "OK I`ll kiss her, lick her ears and play with her tits while I`m waiting". His mate asks how that is going to help, so the husband replies "If I can get her wet maybe we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are f**king cheaper".
							
						
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