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I think Jade's quite pretty sometimes. I think she'd be a good laugh too.
Better than one of the lasses i was out with last night...jesus...she got her tits out in the 2nd bar! And in the restaraunt
Par for the course 'up north', if you go out in Newcastle just take a camera with you and wave it about, it must give out some sort of mind controlling sex ray that forces every women who sees it to lift their top up.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
Par for the course 'up north', if you go out in Newcastle just take a camera with you and wave it about, it must give out some sort of mind controlling sex ray that forces every women who sees it to lift their top up.
This was in York!
And no, no pic's. Its bad enough having the images in my head :Eek:
Why is it that the morons we most want off the face of the planet are those that breed like rabbits?
Hell, I wouldn't go near Jade with a ten foot bargepole, not in a million years. She's so annoying I'd have to kill her, but not with my bare hands. Uugh. Shudder. The only solution would be long-range, perhaps a RPG.
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