What do people think of those guys that hangout in the toilets of dingy nightclubs trying to force you into paying a couple of quid to wash your hands or maybe splash on a bit of fake/stolen aftershave? I used to feel guilty for not giving them a penny, but now not so much.
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I remember one of those guys in Reading. He was always shouting out "Freshen up for the Punani" to everyone, quite funny.
Anyways, if they have the same aftershave as what I am wearing that night and I feel that I could do with a bit more then I usually pay them a £1 or something. We are contractors, we can afford it!!! -
Originally posted by BarriebazgAnyways, if they have the same aftershave as what I am wearing that night and I feel that I could do with a bit more then I usually pay them a £1 or something. We are contractors, we can afford it!!!Comment
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Originally posted by BarriebazgI remember one of those guys in Reading. He was always shouting out "Freshen up for the Punani" to everyone, quite funny.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjediI had a mozzarella and sun blushed tomato punani for lunch... very nice to.
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I hate these kunts.
If I was to hang out in a bog with a bottle of aftershave I'd get arrested, but these guys, because they've got a bottle of Old Spice and some drumstick lollies and a packet of parma violets it's considered OK.
Get a real job, for fecks sake, rather than hanging out in a club bog surrounded by piss, tulip and puke!
Oh, apparently, they have to pay the venue for their 'pitch'!Comment
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