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    Wash basin assistants

    What do people think of those guys that hangout in the toilets of dingy nightclubs trying to force you into paying a couple of quid to wash your hands or maybe splash on a bit of fake/stolen aftershave? I used to feel guilty for not giving them a penny, but now not so much.

    #2
    I remember one of those guys in Reading. He was always shouting out "Freshen up for the Punani" to everyone, quite funny.


    Anyways, if they have the same aftershave as what I am wearing that night and I feel that I could do with a bit more then I usually pay them a £1 or something. We are contractors, we can afford it!!!
    Last edited by Barriebazg; 18 April 2007, 15:53. Reason: 'cos I can

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      #3
      Originally posted by Barriebazg
      Anyways, if they have the same aftershave as what I am wearing that night and I feel that I could do with a bit more then I usually pay them a £1 or something. We are contractors, we can afford it!!!
      So you're the feckers who encourage them...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Barriebazg
        I remember one of those guys in Reading. He was always shouting out "Freshen up for the Punani" to everyone, quite funny.
        I had a mozzarella and sun blushed tomato punani for lunch... very nice to.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi
          I had a mozzarella and sun blushed tomato punani for lunch... very nice to.
          Mmm, tasty!

          Did it go down well?

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            #6
            I hate these kunts.

            If I was to hang out in a bog with a bottle of aftershave I'd get arrested, but these guys, because they've got a bottle of Old Spice and some drumstick lollies and a packet of parma violets it's considered OK.

            Get a real job, for fecks sake, rather than hanging out in a club bog surrounded by piss, tulip and puke!

            Oh, apparently, they have to pay the venue for their 'pitch'!

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