So you're banging away like an old barn door, the 'lady' is on her hands and knees, you're going at it furiously, the old fella slips out as you drawback and then as you thrust forward with all your fury it slips into the wrong hole - balls deep. There must be (somewhere) a name for this. No one in the office seems to know.
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is there a name for this?
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Send it to Viz, thye will probably have an answer. You could look in the urban dictionary, but how do you start a search for something like that?Originally posted by XTCSo you're banging away like an old barn door, the 'lady' is on her hands and knees, you're going at it furiously, the old fella slips out as you drawback and then as you thrust forward with all your fury it slips into the wrong hole - balls deep. There must be (somewhere) a name for this. No one in the office seems to know.
try hereLast edited by The Lone Gunman; 17 April 2007, 11:30.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time -
It's called making the most of ones opportunities.
Almost happened to me when I was in my teens. Getting it on with my girlfriend in the dark (she was shy not ugly!) suddenly she says "that's the wrong hole". Wasn't sure if she wanted me to stop of continue. I stopped just to be sure. Plus she might not have wiped her arse properly last time she had a dump
"If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or womenComment
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Originally posted by Captain DispensableIt's called making the most of ones opportunities.
Almost happened to me when I was in my teens. Getting it on with my girlfriend in the dark (she was shy not ugly!) suddenly she says "that's the wrong hole". Wasn't sure if she wanted me to stop of continue. I stopped just to be sure. Plus she might not have wiped her arse properly last time she had a dump
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its quiet nice up the back doors actually.
I've tried it a few times.
Backdoors are all the rage at the momentKeep it clean!!!Comment
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Arse manslaughter.Originally posted by XTCSo you're banging away like an old barn door, the 'lady' is on her hands and knees, you're going at it furiously, the old fella slips out as you drawback and then as you thrust forward with all your fury it slips into the wrong hole - balls deep. There must be (somewhere) a name for this. No one in the office seems to know.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Or maybe your arm slips and you end up elbow deep. I doubt there's a word for that now.Originally posted by SallyAnneArse manslaughter.Comment
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Fisting!!!Originally posted by XTCOr maybe your arm slips and you end up elbow deep. I doubt there's a word for that now.Comment
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Watch thievery. Still, she'll probably be regular as clockwork afterwards. No prunes needed."If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or womenComment
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Not sure I understand why. Or if I want to know...Originally posted by Maxamusits quiet nice up the back doors actually.
I've tried it a few times.
Backdoors are all the rage at the momentComment
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