Everyone must be out in the sun, hence so few on the board today.
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That's because proper contractors laze on her whilst being paid to work. Not many being paid today, but plenty lazing about no doubt.
I'm only here on the way to tits-and-arse-ville. Thought I'd pop in before heading onto route 69, the one with the furry hilltop and panoramic views of the valley."If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women -
Some of us are working
Plus, with my ginger skin I'd burst into flames if I went outside!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Oh dear - has the sun got to you Pisces?Originally posted by piscesMmmmmm Ginger
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Really?Originally posted by piscesWhat sun, I'm stuck in a room for 12 hours with no windows
You poor thing - you a DBA like?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Never mind lad - just think of the money. You'll be genuinely interesting when you've got a wallet full of crispy £50'sOriginally posted by piscesSystems - God I'm interesting
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