Originally posted by EternalOptimist
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Go out with her again. Relax, be yourself, don't be tempted to put on an act. Don't be afraid to show your deep feelings, your sensitive side. Listen to what she says and show that you are genuinely interested and do genuinely care about what she cares about. Do all that and she'll see you not just as someone who makes her laugh, but someone who perhaps she could have a future with. To love, make a comitment to, and who knows how far it will go.
Or, be a man.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Why don't you just cut out the middleman and date El Duder?
Everyones a winner.First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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Tastes vary but I suspect she is everyone's type - very trim, smart and used to be a bit of a tomboy as a kid so loves to take the p!ss. I like a challenge but think I am going to be struggling to convert this one !Originally posted by freakydancerHow fit is she?Comment
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I suggest cooking for her...Originally posted by lukemgTastes vary but I suspect she is everyone's type - very trim, smart and used to be a bit of a tomboy as a kid so loves to take the p!ss. I like a challenge but think I am going to be struggling to convert this one !
...how about Chicken in a rohypnol sauce, washed down with some chloroform wine?Call the cops
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What do you mean, "convert"? Is she a tuna town tourist?Originally posted by lukemgTastes vary but I suspect she is everyone's type - very trim, smart and used to be a bit of a tomboy as a kid so loves to take the p!ss. I like a challenge but think I am going to be struggling to convert this one !Comment
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I have met women like this. If she will do this to her boyfriend, your not gonna have anything more than a shag with her, if thats what you want then go for it but if its a relationship your after steer clear as she will always be looking for the next best thing.Comment
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Originally posted by freakydancerI suggest cooking for her...
...how about Chicken in a rohypnol sauce, washed down with some chloroform wine?
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That suits me, when I start seeing someone I am generally only thinking about getting them unwrapped anyway, the 'relationship' seems to turn up uninvited before I know it !Originally posted by BarriebazgI have met women like this. If she will do this to her boyfriend, your not gonna have anything more than a shag with her, if thats what you want then go for it but if its a relationship your after steer clear as she will always be looking for the next best thing.Comment
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