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    #1

    ..they grow up so quickly these days...

    In an email from my eleven year old nephew.

    What is white and moves around the floor ....

    Come Dancing


    I think I will forward it to his father.
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    He has a father ?

    Good grief. That's a novelty in this day and age.

    Quick, get him stuffed and mounted by a taxidermist, as a sign of posterity for the future, so our future children can see that once upon a time, fathers were not just a myth.
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis

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      Originally posted by the guy with the bowtie
      What is white and moves around the floor ....

      Come Dancing
      That was one of my two favourite jokes as a teenager!

      Along with:

      What's green and eats nuts ....

      Syphilis

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