This chick I've been knocking off at work wants to try @nal sex. Thing is to be honest I've never had it and I'm worried that it might hurt... the strap on is huge..any got any useful tips to make this an easier 'ride'?
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there is always time for lube!
maybe some poppers will relax you a bit (erm apparently)
never tried it that way round myself! -
El duder should be able to "fill you in" on the correct technique.Originally posted by JawzThis chick I've been knocking off at work wants to try @nal sex. Thing is to be honest I've never had it and I'm worried that it might hurt... the strap on is huge..any got any useful tips to make this an easier 'ride'?
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Originally posted by zeitghostFortunately it isn't my arse she's trying to get the strap-on up...
I remember a C4 docu where some chap had the fantasy of having his wife shag him with a strap on.
She wouldn't so she got her best friend (I assume female) to do it instead...
American of course.
Season 3 of peep show started with something similer
Jez's girlfriend agreed to his 3 some (he only asked for it hoping she'd dump him) but then he had to get f*cked up the arse by her wearing a strap on. The look on his face was priceless
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Did he look happy?Originally posted by SpacecadetSeason 3 of peep show started with something similer
Jez's girlfriend agreed to his 3 some (he only asked for it hoping she'd dump him) but then he had to get f*cked up the arse by her wearing a strap on. The look on his face was priceless
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wish I'd seen i now!!Originally posted by SpacecadetSeason 3 of peep show started with something similer
Jez's girlfriend agreed to his 3 some (he only asked for it hoping she'd dump him) but then he had to get f*cked up the arse by her wearing a strap on. The look on his face was priceless
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by PhoenixAnd the moral of the story?
Read the small print or you could find yourself getting Fu*ked!

SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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