Mr Brain's Faggots, plenty of bread and butter, and a bottle of Pinot Grigio!
Sat in front of the tele 'coz it's cold and foggy as feck out there!
Sat in front of the tele 'coz it's cold and foggy as feck out there!
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Work 'Christmas do', at Cafe Rouge, they know how to party... -
I will mostly be jerking off...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Depressed in my room watching Frasier to cheer myself upCarpe Pactum
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Going on the piss in Richmond, falling asleep on the train, and waking up in Reading for £60 cab ride home.Call the cops
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Don't forget to change hands after 99.Originally posted by Xenophon
Churchill - In "Public Service Announcement" mode!Comment
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I will be listening to music with my friend 'chivas regal'Comment
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Sat on my own in Uxbridge watching telly and can't even fart around on my guitar as I've snapped a string. Could go into town to watch others having fun but probably won't. Bugger!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Taking Mrs Gonzo out for a meal and some drinks. More alcohol is exactly what I need after last night.
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A mate passed me some of that 'natural Viagara' the other week and being a bit pissed last Saturday (well more than a bit) I took it for a laugh. Never again, ever! The yellow lumps that came out of my mouth after an extremely hurried stumble to the bog, naked with a stiffy, put me off for life in regards to this type of stuff. Pure chemicals next time (although a program on TV last night said that if you injected yer willy with something you could get a 12 hour stiffy but you would get knob thrombosis.)Originally posted by Xenophon“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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