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    Best Out of Office Auto Replies
    (a) I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
    (b) You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
    (c) I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
    (d) Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged 5.99 for the first ten words and 1.99 for each additional word in your message.
    (e) The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
    (f) Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
    (g) I've run away to join a different circus.

    FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
    (h) I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

    #2
    Get A Life

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      #3
      Calm down. its only a bit of fun.

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        #4
        its not, its pathetic . . . . grow up

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          #5
          It's very good and it's in the correct forum unlike Scriptfromscratch who should obviously be on www.irritatingtrollgetalifehere.com
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            shut up ******
            Last edited by administrator; 5 December 2006, 22:21. Reason: No need for that really now was there...

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              #7
              A banning coming up.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan
                A banning coming up.
                I doubt it - it's only me they dislike...

                /paranoia
                Last edited by administrator; 5 December 2006, 22:20. Reason: Your sins are forgiven
                The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                  #9
                  i don't give a damn, ban the hell out of me if you like.

                  When I first stumbled across this forum I thought you guys were alright.

                  Now you just depress me, such bitchy, whiney, petty, small people.

                  I'd smash Sally-Anne but as for the rest of you . . . abysmal people every one.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by scriptfromscratch
                    i don't give a damn, ban the hell out of me if you like.

                    When I first stumbled across this forum I thought you guys were alright.

                    Now you just depress me, such bitchy, whiney, petty, small people.

                    I'd smash Sally-Anne but as for the rest of you . . . abysmal people every one.

                    What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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