The happy people having a good crack in thread!

[SallyAnne]

I reckon this is where the nice folks should talk and have a laugh and take the good humoured piss out of each other!

No nastiness, no bitterness, just good, clean nice piss taking fun

[EqualOpportunities]

No nastiness, no bitterness, just good, clean nice piss

Sounds.... lovely

[SallyAnne]

Sounds.... lovely

I always suspected you went in for that sort of thing!

[Churchill]

The last thing I'd want is some fat northern tart pissing on me - even if I were on fire.

[Betty]

The last thing I'd want is some fat northern tart pissing on me - even if I were on fire.

Now now. We don't want that sort of thing here. I'm right behind SallyAnne on this one.

[Dundeegeorge]

Tsk tsk Churchill

The last thing I'd want is some fat northern tart pissing on me - even if I were on fire.

Autre temp, autre mores.
So Sally Anne, you've convinced me that you're not HHH, but are in fact a voluptious northern lady.

Now, any pictures, particularly any pictures showing your happy crack?

[Churchill]

Now now. We don't want that sort of thing here. I'm right behind SallyAnne on this one.

Yeah, sorry didn't see you or that fecking huge HGV hiding behind SallyAnne either!

[Dundeegeorge]

Tsk tsk churchill

Not man enough for a big girl, eh?
Sorry, not dog enough for a big girl, eh?

[Churchill]

Not man enough for a big girl, eh?
Sorry, not dog enough for a big girl, eh?

Betty looks like she enjoys doggy!

[wobbegong]

Betty looks like she enjoys doggy!

Betty looks like an effin' gorilla, if you ask me.

And a male one, at that.

Err, . . .with piles . . .

. . . and bad breath . . .

. . .and tattoos . . .