This forum has turned into a nursey for sex starved adolescents..

[Lucy]

Rollerblades, please.

Tell me this isn't true.

*cries*

[wobbegong]

Is two wolves like two dogs ?

Mind you I probably need LB to appreciate that one.

. . . as in the red indian "two dogs"?

[SallyAnne]

Hello Sally Anne. Nice to meet you too. Sorry in advance if I offend in any way in the future, but I have a rep to live up too.
Cute avatar, do you look like that?
Traditionally I have asked all the new girlies to post a piccie of their baps.
Unfortunately they have traditionaly declined.
Care to break my duck?

ha ha - erm, no I will also decline - but thanks

I do look a little like it actually - except I'm a bit of a porker.

If you put the avatar in PaintShop (or something similar) and stretch it out a bit 9a lot), add glasses, and stick a fag in her hand....then yes thats me

[TwoWolves]

. . . as in the red indian "two dogs"?

A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt about a tragedy. He said,

"I feel as if I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One wolf is the vengeful, angry, violent one.

The other wolf is the loving, compassionate one."

His grandson asked him,

"Which wolf will win the fight in your heart, Grandfather?"

The grandfather answered,

"The one I feed."

[Lucy]

A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt about a tragedy. He said,

"I feel as if I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One wolf is the vengeful, angry, violent one.

The other wolf is the loving, compassionate one."

His grandson asked him,

"Which wolf will win the fight in your heart, Grandfather?"

The grandfather answered,

"The one I feed."

No ! It was the 'red indian' / native american joke one.

[wobbegong]

Not what I had in mind, TW . . .

A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt about a tragedy. He said,

"I feel as if I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One wolf is the vengeful, angry, violent one.

The other wolf is the loving, compassionate one."

His grandson asked him,

"Which wolf will win the fight in your heart, Grandfather?"

The grandfather answered,

"The one I feed."

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... why do you ask Two Dogs *******."

[Money Money Money]

ha ha - erm, no I will also decline - but thanks

I do look a little like it actually - except I'm a bit of a porker.

If you put the avatar in PaintShop (or something similar) and stretch it out a bit 9a lot), add glasses, and stick a fag in her hand....then yes thats me

Bit of a convo stopper, Hay lads

Couldn't you have just said your stuning?

[The Lone Gunman]

Bit of a convo stopper, Hay lads

Couldn't you have just said your stuning?

I do believe she is stunning and is just trying to stop us fantasising about her.

Of course she could always post a pic (nekkid of course) of her in front of her puter with this forum on the screen to prove it.


PS: Just off to touch myself before she spoils the image.

[Lucifer Box]

Tell me this isn't true.

*cries*

No, it's okay, Lucy. Here, dry your eyes and blow your nose. It wasn't me in the aforementioned comedy pic. Skiing's my thing.

[SallyAnne]

Bit of a convo stopper, Hay lads

Couldn't you have just said your stuning?

Whats the point when I will possibly see you all in 34 days?! I'd rather have you all knowing what to expect rather than watching all of your faces drop